I was excited that on my last day of high school I would be able to sleep in until my brother woke me up at the regular time to let me watch my dog, who I had had since kindergarten, die as I stroked her little ears.
2010-10-07 16:14:59 / Rating: 370.75 / 
If it weren't for the accident last night, I wouldn't have the possibility of a photography job for a musician.
2010-02-25 08:06:06 / Rating: 272.75 /
It seems like immediately after every time I buy pot, I run my car into something stationary.
2009-04-28 16:34:49 / Rating: 382.25 /
The large fries I ordered on April 20th to cure my munchies cost exactly $4.20, and I took this as God's way of telling me, "I approve."
2009-04-21 09:08:44 / Rating: 954.25 /
Running into my uptight, conservative boss at a gay bar was both the most embarrassing and the most gratifying experience of my life.
2008-10-07 16:53:57 / Rating: 935 /
While playing pool with a stranger I was casually told that my childhood best friend had committed suicide.
2008-08-04 17:16:13 / Rating: 499.25 /
I met the kid who was my neighbor one street over when we were serving on guard duty in an ammunition depot in Panama.
2008-06-24 10:33:32 / Rating: 300.25 /
I knew God had a sense of humor when I hesitantly answered the ringing K-Mart payphone, only to hear my best friend, who had misdialed my home phone number, on the other end.
2008-06-10 10:39:09 / Rating: 6184.75 /
My gay best friend had straight sex for the first time this morning with the girl who'd taken my virginity four years ago.
2007-06-20 15:03:25 / Rating: 611.5 /
I think my ex-boyfriend might be on this site too.
2007-03-30 11:25:26 / Rating: 479 /
It's not the fact that i was written up for 'underage alcohol consumption' that bothers me, it's the fact that for once, I hadn't had any at all.
2007-02-12 12:35:08 / Rating: 530.75 /
