One Sentence archive - tag: "church"

Religion...

Every time my former pastor asks me when I'm going back to church, I make excuses and evade telling him I converted to Paganism.

2008-02-29 12:45:49 / Rating: 130 /

I hope he meets her at bible college and that they get married and start a church on one of the unreached street corners of Moosejaw, Saskatchewan.

2007-09-28 17:08:35 / Rating: 76.5 /

I found that I had to stop going to confession because I was telling the priest too many lies.

2007-03-16 13:43:18 / Rating: 203.75 /