MayraLuz
It happened in a closet.
2008-07-25 16:08:56 / Rating: 7.25 / 
Story archives - tag: "childhood"
Matt
The day he beat me into unconsciousness was the day I learned to lie to my mom.
2008-07-25 11:07:38 / Rating: 12.75 /
Emera
A sleepover is a bad idea when your parents have really loud sex.
2008-07-22 12:22:13 / Rating: 100.75 /
Angela
I stole a ring from a souvenir shop because I didn't know what money was.
2008-07-21 16:11:37 / Rating: 24 /
Aub
I think my dad realized I would never take out the garbage again when the trash bag he told me to pick up turned out to be a three-foot-long snake coiled up in a corner.
2008-07-21 15:36:15 / Rating: 40.25 /
Dicky
The sadness and disappointment in my father's voice once I told him I killed the crab moved me to tears.
2008-07-18 01:28:34 / Rating: 44.5 /
zelmia
I was 7-years-old when I learned to ride a bike, all the while humiliated as my 5-year-old brother literally rode circles around me.
2008-07-14 09:12:27 / Rating: 36.75 /
deaconb
To my ten year old brain, wearing a homemade, dangling fork necklace was a great idea, until I knelt down and jabbed myself in the leg.
2008-07-10 15:33:52 / Rating: 71.75 /
Eddie
I still have the two huge dictionaries that my mother beat me with as a child.
2008-07-10 15:33:32 / Rating: 65.75 /
Beckii
My childhood finally made sense when I saw a cross dresser walk down the street and realized that that was my dad.
2008-07-10 15:32:07 / Rating: 249 /
smella
By the age of eight I had decided that my worst fear in life would be to ever get haemorrhoids, and I even spelt it right as I wrote it on my grade 3 paper.
2008-07-08 09:53:46 / Rating: 47.75 /
KC
I was so disappointed when I learned Santa was Mom and Dad, but I am so excited now that Santa is me.
2008-07-07 13:59:19 / Rating: 189.25 /
btd
I giggled at my high school graduation when I realized the boy I was walking beside to our seats was the same boy that held my hand at the roller rink in second grade.
2008-06-25 20:42:33 / Rating: 149.75 /
CaRD
In fifth grade, a classmate asked me to pull down my pants and when I did, he just pointed, laughed, and walked away.
2008-06-16 16:05:50 / Rating: 75.75 /
Aspergers Girl
Everything became clearer as I looked through old school projects and saw I listed the school librarian under the category of "best friend."
2008-06-10 10:40:37 / Rating: 120.75 /
Not Your Personal Assistant
I was only five and he was seven, but we were responsible.
2008-06-09 12:21:37 / Rating: 64.75 /
Anagram
It was only appropriate that the one day that I, the most gullible student in the fourth grade at the time, did not believe a ridiculous story that someone told me was that day in September when the world changed forever.
2008-06-02 13:36:25 / Rating: 74 /
Clsfd Kidd
I lit the gasoline-soaked, freshly-cut branches with a lighter that was about five feet too short.
2008-06-02 13:33:55 / Rating: 66.5 /
Dfong
As the vomit crawled up my throat I suddenly realized I was holding the barf bag upside down.
2008-05-30 10:06:48 / Rating: 87 /
Less one friend
I hadn't seen her in twelve years, but my heart still broke when I saw her picture on CNN with "Missing" underneath it.
2008-05-28 15:57:35 / Rating: 163.25 /
James Danger
If my exasperated mother hadn't set me straight, I'd probably still think that cold turkey helped people quit smoking.
2008-05-28 15:57:15 / Rating: 198 /
Maggie
I used to want to be a writer when I grew up, until I learned the word "poverty."
2008-05-28 15:56:22 / Rating: 86.5 /
Elizabeth The Great
When I was four, I ran my dads car into a brick wall in a supermarket parking lot.
2008-05-20 10:25:10 / Rating: 65.25 /
Rudy
Yesterday my five year old told me that he found out at school that Heaven is full of dead people.
2008-05-13 12:03:10 / Rating: 200 /
Barb
On Mother's Day, I remember when my mother told me that if she had known about abortion in 1946 I wouldn't be here.
2008-05-13 10:27:34 / Rating: 178 /
Mike Drucker
Because he slept on the top bunk, my brother always called me "the monster under the bed."
2008-05-07 13:51:39 / Rating: 152 /
mbirdie
I think the imaginary friend I had when I was in elementary school wanted to spend more time with me then my boyfriend does.
2008-05-05 10:10:30 / Rating: 111.25 /
Kindergarden attempts
At six-years-old my friends passed around a discarded, lit cigarette smoking it perfectly while I couldn't take a drag properly no matter how hard I tried.
2008-05-01 14:28:28 / Rating: 102.25 /
Poppy
Yesterday my four-year-old married his "girlfriend" and they shared a fruit muffin as their wedding cake.
2008-05-01 14:27:14 / Rating: 361.25 /
m
My mother forgot to wash the pans between courses, resulting in cherry pie that tasted vaguely of fish, but it was still the best birthday ever.
2008-04-29 12:11:37 / Rating: 128 /
not so scared anymore
I haven't seen my abusive brother since I was 10 and he just found me on myspace.
2008-04-28 10:51:33 / Rating: 108 /
jazmen8
Now that I am raising my own children, it is even harder to understand my father's decision to opt out.
2008-04-22 12:09:39 / Rating: 84.25 /
No credit, please
The support of the third grade class was striking, as the second grade's "Tinkerbell" died in silence.
2008-04-15 10:16:44 / Rating: 74.25 /
Gou Tongzhi
Being mocked incessantly, every day, by your peers from the age of seven or so to the age of sixteen, changes you into the kind of person who can't muster up the courage to call a girl who might be willing to go out with you.
2008-04-10 15:40:52 / Rating: 201.25 /
AM
The first day I walked into six grade was the last day I was optimistic.
2008-04-08 16:54:25 / Rating: 145 /
Angie
My sheltered, religious friend was crushed when she discovered that her family's "Christmas smell" -- the special aroma that she had only ever smelled on Christmas morning -- was, in fact, pot.
2008-04-07 14:23:05 / Rating: 324.5 /
Betsy Friday Prouty
The elephant that lived in my parent's living room has moved to my house.
2008-04-04 14:27:01 / Rating: 138 /
roadtripryan
As I rummaged through the cereal box sleepy eyed this morning, a bit of sadness came over me when I remembered adult cereals don't contain prizes.
2008-04-02 15:22:52 / Rating: 241.25 /
Jessica
I was six when I woke up next to my grandma to find that she had died in her sleep.
2008-04-02 13:50:04 / Rating: 128 /
Poppy
As he watched them make his hamburger from the counter, my four year old announced loudly that he was no longer interested in being an astronaut when he grew up but would prefer to have a job at McDonalds.
2008-04-01 12:10:56 / Rating: 229 /
lonita
I stole a pack of gum from a grocery store when I was eight, but felt so guilty about it that I left the pack on the windowsill outside.
2008-03-30 08:48:12 / Rating: 113.5 /
Cade
When I was six I realized it was impossible to reach the mountains while riding my bike.
2008-03-21 17:06:01 / Rating: 94 /
Ashley
When I was seven I made my dad a Father's Day card that said, "Dad, thanks for always taking me to the beer store."
2008-03-20 16:08:29 / Rating: 229 /
Angie
I found my notebook from second grade, and when I read my words, "It was a good thing when Abraham Lincoln invented Thanksgiving," I realized that second graders are genius... pure genius!
2008-03-19 09:47:45 / Rating: 84.25 /
Dekay
Being a kindergartner feeling as if he didn't deserve to live should have been an early indication that there's something wrong with me.
2008-03-10 10:17:34 / Rating: 154.25 /
Definition
I don't know if it qualified as rape, but I know it was wrong.
2008-02-25 21:21:58 / Rating: 157 /
wanderlost
I knew my step-son had been overly sheltered when he told me a character from Guitar Hero III was the "black version of Jimi Hendrix."
2008-02-22 16:11:21 / Rating: 276 /
Naive
My father died when I was six and the day after, I wrote in my diary that I was feeling better.
2008-02-20 12:52:10 / Rating: 158.25 /
L.Mead
Everytime I tripped when I was younger I used to think my feet were plotting against me and my hands were my only true friends.
2008-02-13 13:18:41 / Rating: 350.5 /
Cam
As a kid dripping in mud, I couldn't see why bringing four frogs home in a zip lock bag was bad idea.
2008-02-11 16:54:22 / Rating: 143 /
kiley
You would think that the weirdest thing about my family is that my step grandma is younger then my mom, but in fact it the strange thing is that she is sleeping with my mom's brother.
2008-01-31 12:09:51 / Rating: 189.75 /
Babylon
My parents filed for divorce on my brother's birthday but waited to tell us until mine that next week.
2008-01-31 12:06:43 / Rating: 144.75 /
UnlikelyMom
Imagine my two girls as they opened up their exciting Christmas toy, squeezed goop into molds, put the mold into the oven, then waited, and waited, and waited, realizing that there was no heat, no light bulb, and would be no bug - just a bunch of disappointing goo.
2008-01-25 13:21:04 / Rating: 80.5 /
Times Change
As you trip me in the hallway I remember the summers of our childhood where we vowed to be best friends forever.
2008-01-23 11:59:37 / Rating: 184 /
No Secret
Our father's favourite game of deserting us in public places strengthened our sibling bond.
2008-01-08 10:16:35 / Rating: 223.5 /
Regretful Lack of Attention
My best friend hung himself on a Friday afternoon, and when I checked my cell phone the morning of his funeral I realized he had called me that day at 3:24PM.
2008-01-02 15:30:08 / Rating: 421.75 /
cetacean
The nine year old said he had moved on from his best friend, who was killed by a falling branch a year ago, but as he stared at the spot where he died, I knew he hadn't.
2007-12-19 11:11:39 / Rating: 177 /
Megan F.
I realized I was smarter than him when I was eight and learned what alcohol was.
2007-12-19 11:10:13 / Rating: 109.25 /
Spankella
At Grandma's house her powder and rouge were in a little drawer right in front of the toilet, so bathroom trips took at least 10 minutes and left me looking like Tammy Faye Bakker.
2007-12-13 13:11:57 / Rating: 203 /
Dormouse
My best friend was ecstatic to meet her mother, the woman that walked out on her as a child.
2007-12-13 13:11:31 / Rating: 100.5 /
Bendango
Thanks to my erasable Bic pen cap and hours spent lingering in after-school daycare all those years, generations of innocent, tenacious schoolmates never found Waldo.
2007-12-13 00:20:03 / Rating: 326.5 /
katlyn
We would spend hours "painting" her weathered, old fence with water, pretending that we were using the whitest paint around.
2007-12-11 11:31:55 / Rating: 119.25 /
Astral
I will never live in a world as bright and beautiful and alive as I did when I was six.
2007-12-03 15:15:43 / Rating: 219.25 /
wanawachee
After sixteen years, I believe I have finally fully paid my Karmic debt for pantsing Little-Dick-Don in front of our Boy Scout troop.
2007-11-30 13:38:39 / Rating: 94.25 /
Toto Too
At sixteen I was shocked to discover that Oz was a world of vivid color because every year I had watched 'The Wizard Of Oz' on the tiny black and white television which was the only television my impoverished household could afford.
2007-11-27 09:53:36 / Rating: 182 /
Brendan
As a child, I would lay my shirt on the bed with the front facing me and then lift the shirt over my head, inadvertently ensuring that I had it on backward every single day.
2007-11-26 12:37:21 / Rating: 120.75 /
Theresa
When I was a kid I thought vampire's teeth were like straws.
2007-11-24 18:28:55 / Rating: 165.5 /
Jackie A.
Her uncle promised she could have any one item in Salvation Army for her birthday, but when she pointed at the fur coat she'd been coveting for three years he decided she wasn't worth it and bought her a pair of stockings instead.
2007-11-24 18:27:27 / Rating: 85.75 /
Nicole
I knew I was pronouncing "island" (is-land) wrong when I discovered the word "isle" in third grade.
2007-11-14 10:54:09 / Rating: 118.5 /
girly
I ran down the middle of the icy street chasing the yellow bus from which 24 of my fellow grade 3 students and the driver had completly forgotten about me after ice skating.
2007-10-30 14:21:49 / Rating: 92.25 /
Four Years Older
The feelings of resentment started when my younger sister got her 10-speed bike at the same time that I did.
2007-10-30 14:15:59 / Rating: 124.75 /
Fabula
The real trouble began when he set me on the bicycle and said, "You're on a hill, you don't have to do anything."
2007-10-25 10:20:32 / Rating: 291.25 /
Dee
I lost my childhood the day I realized Happy Meals no longer filled me up.
2007-10-22 13:56:54 / Rating: 130.25 /
Kelly
I watched the old VHS tapes of him filming the ocean for most of the night with the sudden realization that he was filming the ocean because it was the last time he would ever see it again.
2007-10-18 14:02:09 / Rating: 153 /
eschatologies
My rapist went to jail and was released early for "good behavior.".
2007-10-10 13:34:25 / Rating: 245 /
Jesse
I sometimes wonder if tricycling head-first into a metal pole when I was three and not being able to remember it happening are connected.
2007-10-10 13:32:38 / Rating: 127.25 /
eschatologies
For my father, the disappointment of a son who didn't enjoy athletics was never ameliorated by a daughter ecstatic to fill that void.
2007-10-02 15:43:36 / Rating: 133.25 /
Cerise
Sometimes I wonder how the girl who tried stealing my Pokemon cards turned out.
2007-10-02 10:27:46 / Rating: 122.25 /
Almost an Adult
I've been counting down to my 18th birthday on a calendar with the heading "# of days of childhood left", but I'm too busy with college to build a fort or play freeze-tag.
2007-10-02 10:26:18 / Rating: 130.5 /
Juju
She was too drunk to notice how drunk I was.
2007-09-27 12:28:59 / Rating: 118.5 /
Rachel
Upon entering practice room 158 this morning to find a large penis scratched into the wood of the piano, I realized once again that college boys never do grow up.
2007-09-18 13:11:33 / Rating: 130.75 /
Juju
The cardboard paper camel I made my stepfather for his birthday is still hanging on the wall, left and abandoned, like us.
2007-09-10 12:10:19 / Rating: 130.5 /
A Passer By...
I see this boy walking to school every morning and sometimes I think he'll be the next high school shooter.
2007-09-10 12:07:50 / Rating: 106.5 /
The Cereal Sympathiser
As a child, I used to eat all my cereal in case I hurt the feelings of any pieces of left-behind cereal.
2007-09-07 22:45:38 / Rating: 289 /
Pheobus
Anyone else would have screamed too if a possum tried to climb up their shorts.
2007-09-07 22:42:53 / Rating: 131.5 /
andy
The last night of camp, when the counselor announced "If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands," no one clapped, but one kid did flip him off.
2007-08-23 18:08:46 / Rating: 358.5 /
morgan
As a toddler, I went to Wal-Mart, saw my first black person, and promptly shouted that it was Lavar Burton from Reading Rainbow.
2007-08-23 18:03:52 / Rating: 187.5 /
Grammy
I told my three year old son that he was putting his shoes on the wrong feet and he responded that they were the only feet that he had.
2007-08-23 17:52:47 / Rating: 339.25 /
nickyskye
While eating artichokes, one of his favorite dishes, Daddy told us how one night out walking he'd found a shoebox on the pier in Panama and when he opened the lid, inside was a dead baby.
2007-08-19 21:33:51 / Rating: 145 /
busboy
As they sit and think they are better, I take away their food and never have felt smarter.
2007-08-14 16:59:37 / Rating: 107.75 /
Jeff A.
She smells like something unidentifiable from childhood.
2007-08-10 13:07:06 / Rating: 170.5 /
Jackye Chan
I had to forgive my mom for using the duct tape, or else suffer the same fate.
2007-08-06 17:02:19 / Rating: 81 /
meq
I was molested for 8 years by my older brother, now he is leaving for iraq and I'm supposed to feel bad.
2007-08-03 15:39:05 / Rating: 175.25 /
msemh
As I looked down at the extra ninety degree angle in my arm I told my gym teacher "I think I broke my arm."
2007-07-30 13:31:38 / Rating: 118.5 /
Lenore
My voice teacher was no longer my hero after I walked in on her having an affair with my friend's dad.
2007-07-17 13:11:58 / Rating: 101.5 /
dc
After adopting my father's habit of sitting through the entirety of movie credits, I realized that it had payed off when I saw the name Shelita Buffet scroll across the screen.
2007-07-16 15:25:42 / Rating: 248.5 /
Jennifer
I used to wish my parents would divorce so that we could all be happier.
2007-07-12 21:16:20 / Rating: 139 /
Danimal
My teetotaling harks back to the ripe age of 13 when, in a fit of uncontrollable giggling, I was ordered to a guest bedroom so they could continue the Passover seder.
2007-07-11 13:02:00 / Rating: 136.75 /
Rebecca
Twelve years later and I still think someone from the prison is calling to tell me he has died.
2007-06-26 16:59:04 / Rating: 133.5 /
lost
After I found a dirty old gym sock in my locker on the first day of freshman year, I knew high school was going to be the worst four years of my life.
2007-06-22 13:33:33 / Rating: 155.25 /
mochawoman
I was a Jedi until I got my boobs and then was told I had to be Princess Leia and wait to be rescued.
2007-06-20 14:53:02 / Rating: 387.5 /
Tgirl
With more of my life to come, I find it only getting better when the sun is out.
2007-06-18 11:06:12 / Rating: 93.75 /
Barry
I wonder every day what it would be like to have achieved my childhood dreams, knowing it's impossible to grow up to be a kitten.
2007-06-15 13:47:45 / Rating: 355.75 /
Rabbit of Caerbanog
The day I found a twenty dollar bill on the street when I was 10 was the happiest day of my life.
2007-06-14 14:59:31 / Rating: 102.25 /
kwerk
"Sorry, sweetie," Mom said as she used some napkins to wipe the elephant snot off my forearm, "but he took all your peanuts."
2007-06-14 14:57:08 / Rating: 230.25 /
Crich
I will never respect someone so deeply as my brother, who came to my birthday when my friends and four other brothers all decided that they had more fun things to do.
2007-06-13 09:53:24 / Rating: 225.25 /
Courtney
Under the couch is not a good place to dispose of the food that you don't want to eat.
2007-06-07 09:31:51 / Rating: 121 /
Chris
I will always regret not being by the side of my 9 year old brother, my best friend, the day he died of Leukemia.
2007-06-05 17:13:52 / Rating: 160.75 /
countedx58
I hated long Sunday drives with my parents until the day they took me to see the redwoods.
2007-06-04 12:22:11 / Rating: 137 /
pinklu
When I was 5 and knew it all, I stubbornly ignored my dad's guidance, but then the stick in my eye incident shut me up for a while.
2007-06-04 11:34:51 / Rating: 161.25 /
Robert J
After I cleaned up, I walked back into my room with my mom and discovered that it was my sister who had peed on me from the top bunk.
2007-06-03 00:35:14 / Rating: 108.75 /