Story archives - tag: "cats"

Leon Lion

I woke up cramped in the fetal position on my couch, and turned to see my dog and two cats spread out leisurely on my bed.

tags: pets cats dogs their human [add]

2010-02-09 12:25:23 / Rating: 168.25 /

RingoW

My cat prefers dog food.

tags: humor cats dog food [add]

2009-06-26 13:42:48 / Rating: 118.5 /

Crazy

It is not lost on me that taking my cat to a pet psychiatrist suggests I might need a human one myself.

tags: humor psychiatry cats [add]

2008-12-25 23:00:29 / Rating: 274 /

Say Aaaahhhh

The vet and I laughed until we cried when my boyfriend almost fainted because she took his cat's temperature rectally.

tags: medical humor cats boyfriend vet [add]

2008-07-03 12:00:13 / Rating: 379.25 /

whatever

I was told that the cat got an infected nipple from licking himself too much when no one is home.

tags: funny gross cats [add]

2008-05-13 10:28:52 / Rating: 322.25 /

yesmistress

The only special thing I did for Earth Day was bury my cat in the back yard.

tags: earth day cats death [add]

2008-04-25 11:18:17 / Rating: 241 /

No Secret

Gas the cat was rescued from the pound as a kitten along with his brother Chambers.

tags: cats rescue [add]

2008-01-08 10:16:27 / Rating: 347.75 /

Limey

The only thing harder than giving a kitten a bath is giving two kittens a bath.

tags: kittens cats baths pets difficulty claws [add]

2007-11-09 11:03:04 / Rating: 300.75 /

incitemaybe

My cats and I slept through the afternoon with limbs askew like old forgotten puppets.

tags: animals cats puppets naps time [add]

2007-11-07 16:31:31 / Rating: 353.75 /

Tammii

My kittens are in the shower, trying to catch the drops falling from the shower head.

tags: pets cats shower drops water cute [add]

2007-08-01 12:36:39 / Rating: 329.5 /

Ahera

I still believe it was you who killed the cat.

tags: cats suspicion murder [add]

2007-07-10 14:20:44 / Rating: 264 /

Hazardous

I didn't know the stupid cat had been my best friend for fifteen years until I realized he was refusing to let himself die unless I was there to hold him.

tags: cats death [add]

2007-06-19 17:16:24 / Rating: 621.75 /

fivekay

I sat by a peat fire in Ireland and picked fat ticks out of a orange cat with heated tweezers for three hours while reading Joyce.

tags: travel ireland cats joyce [add]

2007-06-11 16:14:10 / Rating: 299 /