sarahlove
I let my cat eat chocolate last week and swear to god we've been best friends ever since.
2008-10-10 11:16:25 / Rating: 132.25 / 
Story archives - tag: "cat"
felinefevah
I panicked, thinking my precious fluffy cat had a tumor, until I realized he just had a Cocoa Puff stuck to his ass.
2008-07-18 01:26:39 / Rating: 446.5 /
Eric
It's difficult to explain to my 10 year-old sister that I had really no idea the cat was sleeping under the car when I left for school.
2008-07-15 10:21:01 / Rating: 102.5 /
abbi
I'm staying in the basement of a couple's house, and I swear they send their cats downstairs to spy on me.
2008-06-06 17:11:15 / Rating: 141.75 /
I've Tasted Flight
Even though it was lodged somewhere in the bowels of the toilet, we could still hear it chirping.
2008-05-21 15:35:22 / Rating: 183 /
juju
I vacuumed, on purpose, the rug and, acidentally, the cat.
2008-03-21 17:09:08 / Rating: 277.5 /
Cat Lover
When I looked in the cot and saw you both snuggled up together in a perfect cuddle, I realised that the bloody cat had been tolerating me until you were born.
2008-02-05 10:35:37 / Rating: 262 /
Sasha
I just couldn't understand why my mother had no reaction when I informed her that her cat's name meant "penis" in another language.
2007-04-25 15:52:51 / Rating: 255 /
Atherness
When we brought in the eighth cat for the second time, I remember thinking, "This is yet another step on the pathway to Crazy Cat Ladyhood."
2007-01-01 19:57:30 / Rating: 226 /
Jim Ware
As she bandaged my hands I told her of my new plans for worming the cat.
2006-12-27 11:53:48 / Rating: 305.25 /
aharris
After two years, I finally realized that veal is not made from baby cats.
2006-08-10 16:25:20 / Rating: 246.75 /