Story archives - tag: "cat"

felinefevah

I panicked, thinking my precious fluffy cat had a tumor, until I realized he just had a Cocoa Puff stuck to his ass.

tags: cat humor confusion [add]

2008-07-18 01:26:39 / Rating: 355 /

Eric

It's difficult to explain to my 10 year-old sister that I had really no idea the cat was sleeping under the car when I left for school.

tags: accident cat [add]

2008-07-15 10:21:01 / Rating: 62 /

abbi

I'm staying in the basement of a couple's house, and I swear they send their cats downstairs to spy on me.

tags: cat basement [add]

2008-06-06 17:11:15 / Rating: 106 /

I've Tasted Flight

Even though it was lodged somewhere in the bowels of the toilet, we could still hear it chirping.

tags: toy bird cat kids flush morning [add]

2008-05-21 15:35:22 / Rating: 148.25 /

juju

I vacuumed, on purpose, the rug and, acidentally, the cat.

tags: cat rug humor vacuum [add]

2008-03-21 17:09:08 / Rating: 241 /

Cat Lover

When I looked in the cot and saw you both snuggled up together in a perfect cuddle, I realised that the bloody cat had been tolerating me until you were born.

tags: cat cuddle baby [add]

2008-02-05 10:35:37 / Rating: 217.75 /

Sasha

I just couldn't understand why my mother had no reaction when I informed her that her cat's name meant "penis" in another language.

tags: pets cat misinformed confused [add]

2007-04-25 15:52:51 / Rating: 210.25 /

Atherness

When we brought in the eighth cat for the second time, I remember thinking, "This is yet another step on the pathway to Crazy Cat Ladyhood."

tags: cat crazy [add]

2007-01-01 19:57:30 / Rating: 184.5 /

Jim Ware

As she bandaged my hands I told her of my new plans for worming the cat.

tags: humor ouch cat [add]

2006-12-27 11:53:48 / Rating: 255.25 /

aharris

After two years, I finally realized that veal is not made from baby cats.

tags: veal cat humor food [add]

2006-08-10 16:25:20 / Rating: 196.75 /