Warren Taylor
In spite of the damage to my car and my body, I couldn't help but laugh at becoming the second person in my family to hit a Burger King.
2009-01-05 08:41:17 / Rating: 106.5 / 
Story archives - tag: "car"
Emilia
When I told the hardware store worker my plan to paint on my ex-boyfriends pristine BMW, without hesitation, she asked what color.
2008-12-29 15:27:20 / Rating: 296.25 /
JLD
When asked by the mechanic what sort of engine I had, I responded "A black one," and didn't understand why he couldn't stop laughing.
2008-12-17 21:51:07 / Rating: 105.5 /
Lauren
My car was stolen and when it was found 5 hours later the thief had replaced a spark plug and filled it with gas.
2008-08-14 20:33:18 / Rating: 486 /
Elizabeth The Great
When I was four, I ran my dads car into a brick wall in a supermarket parking lot.
2008-05-20 10:25:10 / Rating: 138 /
Puneboy
I knew it was going to be a long ride home when he put 'Nothing Else Matters' in repeat mode on the car stereo.
2007-07-02 14:33:02 / Rating: 183.75 /
Talbert
The loneliest goat I ever saw was out in the field as I drove by, the wooden fence marking the boundary of the pasture underneath the hanging gray clouds.
2007-06-11 09:49:26 / Rating: 166.25 /
Gravity
As I rounded the hill of the I-35 & I-435 interchange, I thought it was just an old guy in tight white pants whose car had broken down, but then when he turned around, I realized he was an Elvis impersonator, complete with studded polyester pants, tight chest-hair showing shirt, big sunglasses, and the Elvis hair.
2007-06-07 09:31:43 / Rating: 208.75 /
Johnny Knoxville
I swear to god, the doctor actually said, "This guy's some kind of queer putting toy cars up his ass."
2007-06-05 17:15:34 / Rating: 174 /
how i'd like to be credited
I finally saw how pathetic my car was when I had to use a drink tray from McDonald's strategically placed on the median of my front seat as cup holders.
2007-05-14 13:31:34 / Rating: 215.5 /
Krista
I didn't realize I had forgotten to take the pump out of my tank until I drove away.
2006-11-29 10:41:05 / Rating: 314.5 /
Levontaun
Nothing spells dismay as much as realizing at 80 miles an hour that your tire has come off.
2006-10-24 09:23:59 / Rating: 319.5 /
Adam
The pedestrian looked concerned, as he bounced off the bonnet of my car.
2006-09-14 08:55:29 / Rating: 686.25 /