One Sentence archive - tag: "candy"

Dusty

I didn't tell her the candy she popped in her mouth had just been half-eaten by the dog.

2008-07-16 10:53:46 / Rating: 52.5 /

I realized the world had changed from when I was a kid when they not only took all the candy but also the bowl we'd had for 20 years.

2008-07-08 09:54:34 / Rating: 92 /

I informed my husband that I wanted a divorce after he told me that he doesn't like marshmallows.

2007-08-14 16:58:54 / Rating: 151.5 /

Using my $40 lightsaber, I fought with the mini-Darth Maul using my Sith-like mind tricks, and I won his bag of candy.

2006-10-25 11:03:15 / Rating: 180.75 /