Mmmhhm
My brother is an accomplished pilot, has three college degrees and has traveled all over the world, and he still likes to draw little moustaches on me while I sleep.
2010-03-15 14:39:21 / Rating: 94.25 / 
Story archives - tag: "brother"
April
I was laying in bed snuggling with my 6 month old son when my brother called crying hysterically that his wife had just died in a car accident, leaving him a widow with 5 little kids to raise on his own.
2010-02-24 15:27:56 / Rating: 90 /
Wofford
Thanks to my brother, you'll no longer get detention for having blue hair.
2010-02-01 11:21:40 / Rating: 178 /
cetacean
I knew my brother was going to be a good acrobat when, at five years old, he tripped over a rock mid run and did a 360 degree flip into a nearby fish pond.
2010-01-07 16:04:56 / Rating: 138.5 /
mageofbabalon
When I asked him how his day had been my father shrugged and said "It was okay," in a non-committal way, because we were still ten minutes from home, and only then would he feel able to tell me my brother had been killed.
2009-12-30 09:06:58 / Rating: 242 /
Ok fine, her name doesn't actually have the comma and exclamation mark in it...
My sister's name backwards is "Ah, Satan!"
2009-11-23 16:40:06 / Rating: 315.5 /
Gullible
When I was little, my older brother had me convinced that the members of Hootie and the Blowfish were named Hootie, And, The, and Blowfish.
2009-01-26 09:34:19 / Rating: 237 /
Dearie Me
When he was a little kid, my now-gay brother asked my mom when he would turn into a girl.
2009-01-23 11:45:22 / Rating: 417.75 /
Sarah
My dog and my little brother practically grew up together, and now that she's gone, he doesn't have a playmate.
2009-01-07 09:36:33 / Rating: 153.75 /
Eva
When I asked my son how hitting his brother in the eye could be "an accident," he replied, "I was trying to hit him in the nose."
2008-10-10 16:00:34 / Rating: 782 /
Twins
After your twin brother got me pregnant, I was relieved that the baby would still look like you.
2008-10-10 11:17:18 / Rating: 475.25 /
choose
The same night my brother died, a church burned down across the city and my sister-in-law disappeared without a word.
2008-09-10 18:07:41 / Rating: 329 /
it's not me, i swear
If my brother steals my phone and texts dirty messages to my friends one more time, I'm gonna break his fingers.
2008-08-04 17:13:13 / Rating: 245.75 /
Gege
It's been seven years since she was adopted and I just now realized that my little sister has never called me by my given name, only the Chinese word for "older brother."
2008-05-28 15:54:30 / Rating: 337 /
pacofarley
I gave Pete time to make a decision but he was already halfway to the stage and I was never more proud to be his brother.
2008-03-07 16:50:16 / Rating: 210.5 /
Philyra
I made Superman cry the day I went to the hospital.
2007-07-17 14:46:03 / Rating: 337.25 /
Holly
Five years and an engagement ring later, my brother forgave his ex-best-friend for hitting on his little sister.
2007-05-23 13:17:46 / Rating: 482.25 /
Lia
He thought he was invincible.
2006-10-30 00:21:08 / Rating: 778.75 /
Eureka
My brother bet me $5 that you and I would grow old together, and two days later when you broke up with me I bought five boxes of the most bittersweet twinkies I have ever eaten in my life.
2006-10-22 01:34:27 / Rating: 515.5 /
Rob C.
One time my older brother put his coat in the oven to try to dry it off, but it kinda caught on fire.
2006-06-27 17:32:03 / Rating: 435 /