ThisIsIt
I couldn't help but wonder what was wrong with my female body when I saw that the majority of his "Recent Searches" were for gay porn and homosexual networking sites.
2010-06-18 14:39:38 / Rating: 89.75 / 
Story archives - tag: "boyfriend"
Hard Head
In a fit of rage I grabbed him by the front of his shirt and yanked him down so I could look him square in the eye, only to accidentally slam our heads together and knock us both out briefly.
2010-04-09 15:09:57 / Rating: 188.25 /
countedx58
At my mother's funeral, my ex-boyfriend's mother told my husband about how many hours I spent sitting in her driveway handing tools to her son while he worked on his car.
2010-01-05 15:43:16 / Rating: 93.25 /
Cal
It's ridiculously infuriating to attempt cybersex with an ADHD teenager.
2009-04-03 13:37:59 / Rating: 310.5 /
MKSRH
Two weeks after I told him I was too embarrassed to be naked in front of anyone, I was naked in his bed, and I still don't know how he did it.
2009-03-27 14:17:20 / Rating: 629.25 /
KMH
My ex-boyfriend's ex-girlfriend, who happens to be my ex-girlfriend, is dating my ex-girlfriend and I am honestly happy for them.
2009-03-17 12:15:36 / Rating: 253.5 /
Haha
After he broke up with me on Valentine's Day, I returned his present and used the money to buy a ton of chocolate and some new shirts.
2009-02-17 13:44:12 / Rating: 287.75 /
Sasha
He asked me out online, but that was okay becuase I stood up and did a little victory dance that I did not want anyone to see.
2009-01-02 12:57:07 / Rating: 678.5 /
elle
I couldn't figure out why my boyfriend didn't like me to kiss his ears until I realized his mother is an ears-nose-throat nurse.
2008-12-09 09:57:01 / Rating: 201 /
Chloe
His mom friended me on Facebook a week after he broke my heart.
2008-12-02 13:05:31 / Rating: 234.5 /
Kenna Coconut
The day my 8-year-old sister said that she wanted to be just like me when she grew up was the day I decided to stop smoking weed and not lose my virginity at age 16 to a lousy boyfriend.
2008-11-21 13:58:34 / Rating: 911 /
Someone
Walking downtown, holding hands with my long-haired boyfriend, I often wondered how many people who saw us from behind thought we were lesbians.
2008-10-10 11:14:52 / Rating: 329 /
Valerie-Clair DuBois
I began my story with "I'm not pregnant" because I knew he would want to know the ending first.
2008-09-10 18:05:55 / Rating: 310.25 /
Kizzie
The last thing my boyfriend said to me as I left for a week long stay in a dorm with eight girls was, "Take loads of pictures."
2008-09-09 16:06:46 / Rating: 277.75 /
Em
I gave you everything and you left me with nothing but an instructional pilates DVD and the worst case of mono my doctor had ever seen.
2008-09-02 13:25:30 / Rating: 250 /
call me goldie
Cheating on my boyfriend with a gorgeous French man wasn't all it was cut out to be.
2008-08-06 15:09:57 / Rating: 245 /
Say Aaaahhhh
The vet and I laughed until we cried when my boyfriend almost fainted because she took his cat's temperature rectally.
2008-07-03 12:00:13 / Rating: 408 /
Wannabe
He lied about being being sodomized and having testicular cancer.
2008-05-20 15:13:45 / Rating: 203.25 /
Ana
You stay up doing origami until 1am without realizing I was staring at your back, just waiting for you to lie down beside me.
2008-05-13 10:26:43 / Rating: 332.5 /
Falling.
He wrote eight drafts of "will you go to prom with me?" and I couldn't help but say yes.
2008-05-06 14:51:24 / Rating: 330.75 /
Emily
My current boyfriend saved me from being raped by my old boyfriend and he doesn't even know it.
2008-04-23 14:55:52 / Rating: 407 /
Cade
My boyfriend wont go to my senior prom with me.
2008-04-23 14:53:03 / Rating: 229.25 /
In Love
I think my mom would be surprised to hear that my boyfriend of almost 1 year and I haven't had sex yet, even though we've slept in the same bed many times.
2008-04-02 13:54:30 / Rating: 513.75 /
espo
I'm ninety-six pounds and my boyfriend won't let me eat cake.
2008-04-01 12:10:38 / Rating: 480.5 /
futura yellow
He thought my naval was a "lady part."
2008-04-01 12:05:33 / Rating: 381.25 /
...!
I told him I have no problem with him seeing me naked, but a bathing suit is a different story.
2008-02-12 12:33:53 / Rating: 523.25 /
jal
It wasn't until after we broke up that I knew I'd marry him someday.
2008-01-14 17:38:25 / Rating: 453 /
myth
When I thought of how much my friend has done for his girlfriend, I realized how ugly Helen of Troy must have been that there was only a war because of her.
2007-12-31 11:53:57 / Rating: 500.25 /
Olivia
He said I was keeping him from God, and I had no idea I had such capabilities.
2007-12-03 15:13:31 / Rating: 475.75 /
Jenna
He needed that dollar for parking so he smashed the money maze puzzle with a baseball bat.
2007-09-24 09:31:11 / Rating: 351.25 /
Juju
Because of him, I cannot think "Iceland" without crying.
2007-08-28 23:11:03 / Rating: 305.75 /
MJ Hawk
Every time he tells me that by not making a choice I am actually making a choice, I want to take his face and grind it into the floor before tearing his clothes off and smothering him with kisses.
2007-08-21 09:58:03 / Rating: 398.75 /
Shaniqua
I slammed my finger in the till at work today and told my boyfriend it would definitely have to be amputated at the shoulder.
2007-08-01 12:39:52 / Rating: 341.5 /
Katherine
My mother thinks we're dating because she found the hickies he gave me on my neck.
2007-07-24 16:42:31 / Rating: 335.5 /
Victoria =(
When I found out he got in, I gave him a congratulatory hug that made me feel the farthest I've ever been to him.
2007-06-21 09:58:36 / Rating: 367.25 /
Rebel
My first kiss was June 11, 2007.
2007-06-11 09:29:14 / Rating: 384 /
countedx58
I finally stopped keeping in touch with my high school boyfriend when he sent me a list of bad things in history that had happened on my birthday.
2007-06-01 11:30:30 / Rating: 396.5 /
countedx58
My elementary-school boyfriend refused to come out of the closet even to his best friend and then died of AIDS.
2007-06-01 11:30:16 / Rating: 344.5 /
Kelly #1
As my boyfriend sleeps in my dorm bed next to me, I can't help but hope that one day we can share something bigger than a twin size.
2007-05-10 10:40:31 / Rating: 517 /
Brian Gawenus
I would never believe that my ex-wife's new boyfriend's wife would be my new wife.
2007-01-23 14:36:07 / Rating: 346.5 /
Eureka
No matter what happens to me I will never be able to escape the haunting incorrigible realization that my first boyfriend never touched his lips to mine in that lusted display of affection known as a kiss.
2006-11-01 16:22:45 / Rating: 369 /
Eva
My boyfriend thinks it's cool that I check women out with him, but what he doesn't know is that I am more gay than he can imagine.
2006-10-22 15:31:30 / Rating: 505.25 /
bubbles
when i told him i liked him, i worried it would be the end of our friendship, but instead it was the beginning of something so much more wonderful.
2006-09-06 15:34:33 / Rating: 524.25 /