irony
My very open-minded mom looked at me as if I had three heads, but my devoutly Muslim best friend didn't bat an eye.
My very open-minded mom looked at me as if I had three heads, but my devoutly Muslim best friend didn't bat an eye.
My brother seemed surprised and disappointed when my reaction to his coming-out confession was, "Oh, okay."
I told him I was surprised that he was still talking to me, and he said, "Well, being bisexual means you're still half normal and I guess it could be worse."
My bisexual 14-year-old daughter put a middle school teacher in her place when she complained being examined by a female OB/GYN would make her feel "like a queer" with four perfect words: "I AM a queer."
My ex-girlfriend is engaged to my boyfriend's twin brother.
I spent three days convincing you that the rumor wasn't true while all the time wondering why I just couldn't tell you that it was.
I developed a strangely powerful phobia of riding in elevators with even marginally beautiful women after I realized I had bisexual tendancies.