Ali
The first thing he ever said to me was "You know, for being a neutral country, the Swiss have a very aggressive tasting cheese."
The first thing he ever said to me was "You know, for being a neutral country, the Swiss have a very aggressive tasting cheese."
When my pastor jokingly texted me the message 'Dude, you should really stop fantasizing about licking whipped cream off my buttcheeks...' I realized that I really do fit in there.
One of my best friends in high school killed himself after the only girl he ever asked out turned him down at the risk of being less popular, which is a shame because he would have been the best first boyfriend I ever had.
As you trip me in the hallway I remember the summers of our childhood where we vowed to be best friends forever.
Each time one of my best girl friends calls with news that they are engaged I automatically play "Another One Bites the Dust," in my head though I feign excitement and tears for them.
Everybody always asks of us if we're dating, and it's the worst feeling in the world when I have to tell them no.