Story archives - tag: "babies"

helenthenanny

As a professional nanny, I've found that scaring a baby doesn't alleviate her hiccups, but it does scar her for life.

tags: humor babies nanny [add]

2009-03-31 12:15:05 / Rating: 233 /

hellogoodbye

Seeing the way you acted last week made me almost happy I lost our baby.

tags: ex's babies [add]

2009-03-13 11:19:01 / Rating: 152.5 /

What a combination

I walked out of the drug store with a "Congratulations on your new baby" card, a month's worth of birth control pills, and a coupon for personal hygene wipes wondering what the cashier must be thinking.

tags: irony babies [add]

2008-07-14 16:57:44 / Rating: 231.25 /

1up

I realized what irony was when I reached for my box of birth control hidden in a baby's onesie.

tags: humor irony sex babies [add]

2008-01-16 14:21:53 / Rating: 315.25 /

Bec

The fact that I have four children (three being non-identical triplets) after being told I was infertile, just proves that doctors can get things wrong!

tags: pregnancy infertility doctors morons babies lies [add]

2007-10-15 09:40:03 / Rating: 301.5 /

Drew_Almighty

My wife and I promise each other that our love for one another will always come first, but now that our daughter is actually here we both know we're lying when we say it.

tags: kids parenting love lying babies [add]

2006-10-18 14:27:23 / Rating: 459.5 /