jfirth
Thirty seconds before vomiting, the room spinning, vision cloudy, I recited the alphabet backwards and thought, "Well, I'm not drunk yet."
2008-02-20 16:25:47 / Rating: 240.25 / 
Story archives - tag: "alcohol"
Dormouse
Puking up that champagne was really my head ridding my life of 2007.
2008-01-01 11:53:39 / Rating: 170 /
Megan F.
I realized I was smarter than him when I was eight and learned what alcohol was.
2007-12-19 11:10:13 / Rating: 116.25 /
Rachel
You should have seen the looks on their faces when I, the girl who abhors underage drinking, announced that one of my goals in life is to try Canadian beer.
2007-08-28 23:05:44 / Rating: 111.75 /
Juliana
One of the most humiliating moments of my life happened in front of my favorite musician, and the song he wrote about that moment is on his new album.
2007-08-06 17:08:14 / Rating: 228 /
Danimal
My teetotaling harks back to the ripe age of 13 when, in a fit of uncontrollable giggling, I was ordered to a guest bedroom so they could continue the Passover seder.
2007-07-11 13:02:00 / Rating: 152 /
Avoidance
Invariably, I take the time between her first (unanswered) phone call and the second to sober up enough to form coherent sentences.
2007-06-19 17:15:16 / Rating: 128.25 /
M
My worst Valentine's day was probably not the year that my grandmother died, but instead the year my alcoholic roommate threw an anti-Valentine's-day party that ended with several guests in tears after he verbally abused them and stomped on a box of chocolates.
2007-04-05 16:53:44 / Rating: 146 /
James
Just one thing: never let a drunk man try to open a can of lager with a knife.
2007-03-07 09:41:28 / Rating: 159 /
Veronica
It's not the fact that i was written up for 'underage alcohol consumption' that bothers me, it's the fact that for once, I hadn't had any at all.
2007-02-12 12:35:08 / Rating: 158.25 /
KAOS
It's not always the best idea getting drunk with your colleagues, but it's interesting!
2006-12-10 13:16:00 / Rating: 140.75 /
Peabodie
After serving liquor to alcoholics all day, I realised that I am, in fact, a bad person.
2006-12-05 14:32:37 / Rating: 221 /
Ory'hara
My lover told me that she was drunk and wouldn't talk to me because of that, so I went to get drunk myself.
2006-10-16 12:53:56 / Rating: 129.25 /
Ory'hara
I once loved a girl more then anything in the world, and then she started drinking.
2006-10-16 12:53:51 / Rating: 132.25 /
cmonk
I was lost into a world of abuse, sex, and alcoholism at the ripe old age of three and it went downhill from there until my first day of sobriety some 20 years ago.
2006-10-05 12:55:20 / Rating: 193.5 /