The pills were behind the glass counter, the money was in my wallet, the region required no prescription and, I explained to the councilor, a prerequisite for drug addiction is that you stick to one brand.
2011-08-20 08:25:15 / Rating: 247.75 / 
After a year of suspicion, my fears were confirmed when my ten-year old nephew told us that, "My mom and dad crush up blues and snort them with dollar bills."
2011-08-09 15:15:16 / Rating: 297 /
I knew I had a problem when I licked the blood off my wrist then wondered how many calories I'd just consumed.
2009-10-27 12:49:03 / Rating: 562.75 /
I tried not to laugh as my substitute teacher told us honestly that he is addicted to nasal spray.
2009-05-21 15:47:37 / Rating: 349.25 /
As I overheard my employees gossiping about how I "need to get laid," I had to wonder, would that prescription change if any of them knew I am a recovering sex addict.
2009-04-30 10:08:06 / Rating: 714.5 /
I realized I might have drinking problem one night in my car, which was upside down and on fire.
2008-11-09 16:41:04 / Rating: 757 /
Someone asked me what my greatest addiction was, and all I could think of was this damn website.
2008-03-19 10:03:13 / Rating: 423.75 /
I no longer care if my baby sister lives or dies.
2007-07-30 13:26:33 / Rating: 409 /
World of Warcraft is the sober man's crack cocaine, and I will fight against it with as much vigor as does the United States government.
2007-07-27 09:27:15 / Rating: 431.75 /
I made Superman cry the day I went to the hospital.
2007-07-17 14:46:03 / Rating: 683 /
I've been out of the office for 3 days and everyone thinks I'm swamped catching up on e-mails but, really, I'm just wasting time surfing the Internet until I go to lunch and then go home early.
2007-05-24 23:42:07 / Rating: 541.5 /
Maybe I was wrong, but your "I love you" felt more heartfelt when you thought I was addicted.
2007-03-16 13:43:12 / Rating: 733.5 /
Although it took me some time to learn how to properly smoke tweak using the glass pipe, I have spent longer attempting to discover how to reverse the effect that it's had on my life- to no avail.
2006-11-05 18:40:34 / Rating: 548.25 /
Recently I realized that I waste my life on the internet ... and published this insight in a blog.
2006-09-14 10:14:49 / Rating: 2105.5 /
