One Sentence archive - tag: "Facebook"

a beautiful disaster

When I logged on to Facebook, I wasn't expecting to find my mother's suicide note.

2012-01-30 09:38:26 / Rating: 257.25 /

I think I will throw up if Facebook doesn't stop suggesting that I friend the teenage boy who rubbed his penis on my 6 year old daughter.

2009-02-09 14:13:38 / Rating: 582 /

All I said was that her Facebook page needed to be more professional, and she started crying.

2009-02-06 14:12:27 / Rating: 366.25 /

His mom friended me on Facebook a week after he broke my heart.

2008-12-02 13:05:31 / Rating: 408 /

I'm not an overweight 19-year-old female, but Facebook ads seem to think so.

2008-10-21 15:23:40 / Rating: 517.5 /