Chris
When the Elvis impersonator in front of me had to fish through his duffel-bag for ID I knew that I was about to be carded.
2008-07-14 16:57:27 / Rating: 55.5 / 
Story archives - tag: "Elvis"
Gravity
As I rounded the hill of the I-35 & I-435 interchange, I thought it was just an old guy in tight white pants whose car had broken down, but then when he turned around, I realized he was an Elvis impersonator, complete with studded polyester pants, tight chest-hair showing shirt, big sunglasses, and the Elvis hair.
2007-06-07 09:31:43 / Rating: 166.5 /