Jay
I stole one of my roommates brownies on my way out the door and arrived at the job interview too stoned to talk.
2010-02-23 09:57:07 / Rating: 529.5 / 
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myfairmaybe
When he told his four-year-old daughter that the doctor just needed to look at her eyes to make sure they were okay, she whispered, "Will he put them back in when he's done looking at them?"
2010-03-05 14:15:31 / Rating: 234.5 /
cannwin
I don't think my husband realized I knew all those words until he sat next to me in the delivery room.
2010-03-05 14:15:40 / Rating: 223.75 /
LBriers
My dad's last note to me was "Always hear the music in your life."
2010-02-25 08:04:29 / Rating: 218 /
Maddy
It wasn't until after I discovered the 3D glasses from "Avatar" still in my purse that I realized I had accidentally dropped my $40 sunglasses into the recycling bin instead.
2010-03-03 10:35:59 / Rating: 209.75 /
lifescience
I came across an old lady laying on the side of the road in the middle of the night and when I approached her she looked up and asked, "Did I win the race?".
2010-02-17 16:03:50 / Rating: 186.75 /
A blonde moment
Attempting to blow out a candle with Listerine in my mouth was a bad idea.
2010-02-17 16:01:48 / Rating: 185.25 /
MissingMum
Diagnosed in October, terminal in November, gone by December.
2010-03-04 15:57:24 / Rating: 178.75 /
Lore
My family always joked I started going to church because I was having sex with the pastor, but that didn't come until much later.
2010-03-09 11:50:16 / Rating: 158.5 /
I realized I'm a true dog person when I had a dinner of plain pasta and a stolen snickers bar, because I couldn't afford anything more than that after buying my dog's prescription food.
2010-03-09 11:51:38 / Rating: 158.25 /
She was Annabell
I walked in to my daughters bedroom to wake her up from her nap and saw that she was blue.
2010-02-25 08:04:01 / Rating: 137.75 /
Dad
I can't stop the tears as I shuffle through a box under the our bed and find a tattered letter to Santa, written by my now drug addicted son.
2010-03-15 14:38:33 / Rating: 132.5 /
Mmmhhm
My brother is an accomplished pilot, has three college degrees and has traveled all over the world, and he still likes to draw little moustaches on me while I sleep.
2010-03-15 14:39:21 / Rating: 128 /
Rae
When I was 3, my cousin convinced me that avocado was really moldy butter and 15 years later, I still can't eat it.
2010-03-02 13:13:26 / Rating: 126 /
pat
This morning, my dad was doing the laundry and my stepmom was fixing the pipes.
2010-03-11 16:15:50 / Rating: 117.75 /
Chrissy
When the hygienist handed me a child's toothbrush because she said my mouth was too small for the adult size, I almost asked if I could have Belle instead of Snow White.
2010-03-15 14:42:47 / Rating: 115.75 /
Farewell Kesiah
As I received the news about her body giving out, her brain unravelling due to dementia, and her heart beating strong, all I could think about was how cute she looked driving her Fiesta at the age of 86.
2010-02-24 15:29:05 / Rating: 110.5 /
First Due
House fire with people trapped, turnout gear on, sirens wailing, the engine lurching through traffic, adrenaline flowing, I glance out the window and pass a little boy with the same look I had on my face when I decided to become a firefighter.
2010-03-17 14:41:06 / Rating: 108.75 /
too much internet
Getting paid to goof off really isn't as awesome as you would think.
2010-03-13 22:23:48 / Rating: 108 /
Annie
Waking up four hours later in the hospital after I had overdosed on Tylenol, I was so happy to be alive that I thought I was cured.
2010-02-17 15:58:37 / Rating: 106 /
Colin Perini
For 30 years I was an artist and then one day the economy slumped, and now I am a web designer.
2010-02-25 08:02:45 / Rating: 105.25 /
April
I was laying in bed snuggling with my 6 month old son when my brother called crying hysterically that his wife had just died in a car accident, leaving him a widow with 5 little kids to raise on his own.
2010-02-24 15:27:56 / Rating: 92.5 /
Contaminated
The day I got diagnosed with bipolar disorder was the day I chased my best friend down the street with a butterfly knife.
2010-03-02 13:30:58 / Rating: 92 /
jg_rat
I had the privilege of sitting with Dad as the pain, fear and confusion went away and his breathing became quieter and quieter, and I shared in a little of the peace that came over him then.
2010-03-11 16:13:19 / Rating: 89.25 /
WFZeman
Two days later, I went back to the high school I'd sworn to leave forever.
2010-02-25 08:07:38 / Rating: 86.25 /