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Loving Mother

Unconditional love is when you take the batteries from your vibrator to power your child's favorite car.

tags: batteries toys motherhood [add]

2008-07-01 15:11:11 / Rating: 371 /

1234

I didn't realize it at the time, but my willingness to go streaking at a Christian school in the middle of the night was probably one of the strongest indicators that religion and I didn't have much time left together.

tags: Catholic religion streaking [add]

2008-06-25 22:05:06 / Rating: 341.5 /

Tom

From the moment her arms wrapped around my chest and her head found its place against my shoulder, I knew beyond a doubt that I would never think of five feet as too short ever again.

tags: hug comfort height warmth happiness satisfaction [add]

2008-07-18 01:31:48 / Rating: 291 /

Lisa K. S.

I thought he was going to ask me for a dollar, so when he asked me to be his girlfriend I blurted, "No, can't you get it from somebody else?"

tags: humor dating [add]

2008-07-01 15:13:13 / Rating: 260.25 /

goulide

When my dad finally decided that having a gay child was better than having a dead child, we started talking again.

tags: family father gay [add]

2008-07-01 15:14:52 / Rating: 256.5 /

Beckii

My childhood finally made sense when I saw a cross dresser walk down the street and realized that that was my dad.

tags: dad childhood cross dresser [add]

2008-07-10 15:32:07 / Rating: 249 /

duckie

I was having hot and steamy sex wearing nothing but my grandma's pearls, wondering if she had ever done the same exact thing.

tags: family [add]

2008-07-15 10:23:59 / Rating: 229.25 /

Twinkie

It was an awkward moment when I told the waitress I liked fish tacos and my mother told me not to talk to a woman like that.

tags: Mexican restaurant menu slang mom?? [add]

2008-07-01 15:13:34 / Rating: 225.25 /

Tin

The one-night-stand girl and I met again at an extended family reunion.

tags: sex humor [add]

2008-07-01 15:10:46 / Rating: 223.25 /

January

I just saw my uncle get arrested on a 1994 episode of Cops.

tags: Cops TV family [add]

2008-07-09 00:01:39 / Rating: 216.75 /

Snafu Suz

As I dropped my spare change into his cup and heard a splash, I was horrified to realize he was not a homeless person begging for money but just a guy on the corner enjoying his coffee.

tags: humor embarassment coffee homeless [add]

2008-07-09 00:01:01 / Rating: 196.5 /

S

I told the eighty-something-year-old man to "Have a nice day", and he told me to "Have a nice life."

tags: life goodbye [add]

2008-07-16 10:55:04 / Rating: 195.5 /

Randy

The last thing I saw before the shrapnel hit us was my buddy, Ryan, smiling at me while saying, "Relax or you'll die all tense."

tags: death quote last words [add]

2008-07-15 10:23:46 / Rating: 194 /

KC

I was so disappointed when I learned Santa was Mom and Dad, but I am so excited now that Santa is me.

tags: Chistmas parenting childhood Santa Claus excitement disappointment [add]

2008-07-07 13:59:19 / Rating: 189.25 /

sydney

And after I confessed my love for him, he stated that he was flattered and we changed the subject.

tags: love sadness rejection [add]

2008-06-27 15:22:20 / Rating: 168.75 /

felinefevah

I panicked, thinking my precious fluffy cat had a tumor, until I realized he just had a Cocoa Puff stuck to his ass.

tags: cat humor confusion [add]

2008-07-18 01:26:39 / Rating: 160.5 /

Ekublai

It was only when my English professor started replacing the "said"s with "and was like"s in my assignments that I started to question the worth of my high school diploma.

tags: humor school speech grammar high school [add]

2008-06-25 20:39:54 / Rating: 156.75 /

btd

I giggled at my high school graduation when I realized the boy I was walking beside to our seats was the same boy that held my hand at the roller rink in second grade.

tags: 2007 graduation childhood roller rink [add]

2008-06-25 20:42:33 / Rating: 149.75 /

TheArchimage

I knew I was going to fail the class when the professor pulled me aside and asked, "Do you have a learning disability I should know about?"

tags: college education underachievement humor [add]

2008-07-01 15:12:30 / Rating: 135.5 /

Jules

I have a clock in my living room that my dad loved and it stopped on the day he died at the exact time of his death.

tags: death clock dad [add]

2008-07-16 10:42:36 / Rating: 124 /

Peanut

The cop and I had a delightful conversation about sweaters and the weather and to this day he does not know that I was drunk and not even 17 yet.

tags: drinking cops humor sweaters [add]

2008-06-25 16:05:41 / Rating: 122.75 /

Emily

We got quite the looks at the hospital, walking around with her hands glued to my feet in wheelbarrow position.

tags: prank painful humor [add]

2008-07-10 15:32:31 / Rating: 121.5 /

Erin

As I contemplated removing my birthmark, the woman in the dressing room said she used to have a birthmark just like that and then showed me the hideous scar that replaced it.

tags: humor birthmark dressing room scar removal [add]

2008-06-27 14:54:57 / Rating: 121.25 /

Meg

As a child I wrote in my journal how much I hated my mother and wished I would die, but as an adult, when she told me she had read my childhood journal, I hated myself for writing such horrible things.

tags: life hate family [add]

2008-06-30 13:24:30 / Rating: 112 /

Frog Kisser

When he sent the text asking if I was "nekkid," I wasn't sure if I was more offended by his question or his spelling.

tags: text spelling dates [add]

2008-07-09 17:37:15 / Rating: 112 /