Story archives - July 2011

vixen

After 4 years of silence he texts me, "sup."

tags: ex-boyfriend text [add]

2011-07-25 13:27:11 / Rating: 602.75 /

Wolf

I haven't spoken to her in five years, but it's still habit to look at her house as I drive past.

tags: childhood best friend friendship [add]

2011-07-25 13:25:26 / Rating: 559 /

Sunny Lancaster

Our dog ate a palm tree seed and two thousand dollars later he's still alive.

tags: dog love vet thankful palm [add]

2011-07-20 11:57:55 / Rating: 380.25 /

Jackie

When I was little my older brother convinced me that if I never farted I would blow up at the age of 34.

tags: brother humor childhood fart 34 [add]

2011-07-20 11:57:24 / Rating: 535.5 /

Lindsey

We realized it was the wrong parking lot to make out in when we saw the drug dealer flash his gun.

tags: humour dating kissing relationships gun [add]

2011-07-20 11:57:11 / Rating: 354.5 /

mitch

Less than a year later, a cop in my health class was making an example of him by saying how stupid he was.

tags: death friend overdose ignorance [add]

2011-07-18 09:48:02 / Rating: 361.75 /

becks

My mom thought I was pregnant when I sat down to talk with her, then gave a sigh of relief when I told her I'm gay.

tags: coming out gay mom humor [add]

2011-07-15 10:31:23 / Rating: 680 /

LMK

After mom told me my grandmother was dead, I investigated the case to see if it was true just to figure out the person who texted her giving her the information texted the wrong number.

tags: Grandma LMK death family text wrong number [add]

2011-07-12 09:19:27 / Rating: 346.25 /

Come Around.

I've heard over and over that "you're supposed to marry your best friend", but my best friend didn't agree as much as I did.

tags: unrequited love best friend [add]

2011-07-11 08:54:36 / Rating: 564.5 /

To My Mother

I was dumbstruck when she advised me the best way to cope with being raped, was to never talk about it again.

tags: coping hurt mother sadness [add]

2011-07-11 08:54:26 / Rating: 389 /

Lily

My dramatic exit was slightly diminished when I followed the door slam with "YUCK FOU."

tags: humor misspoke fight spoonerism [add]

2011-07-08 09:53:38 / Rating: 586 /

Seattle Driver

As I kept my foot firmly on the brake while my car slid down the icy hill, I found it interesting that a stop sign was literally going to stop my car.

tags: car accident snow driving ice stop signs stop [add]

2011-07-01 12:34:41 / Rating: 600.75 /