After 4 years of silence he texts me, "sup."
I haven't spoken to her in five years, but it's still habit to look at her house as I drive past.
Our dog ate a palm tree seed and two thousand dollars later he's still alive.
When I was little my older brother convinced me that if I never farted I would blow up at the age of 34.
We realized it was the wrong parking lot to make out in when we saw the drug dealer flash his gun.
Less than a year later, a cop in my health class was making an example of him by saying how stupid he was.
My mom thought I was pregnant when I sat down to talk with her, then gave a sigh of relief when I told her I'm gay.
After mom told me my grandmother was dead, I investigated the case to see if it was true just to figure out the person who texted her giving her the information texted the wrong number.
I've heard over and over that "you're supposed to marry your best friend", but my best friend didn't agree as much as I did.
I was dumbstruck when she advised me the best way to cope with being raped, was to never talk about it again.
My dramatic exit was slightly diminished when I followed the door slam with "YUCK FOU."