Story archives - January 2007

Tony

When he died, my life ever after was lived with an asterisk next to the events in my life that would have been better had he been there.

tags: childhood death [add]

2007-01-31 10:59:54 / Rating: 258.5 /

jen

I'm pretty sure I just dropped a pushpin on the floor and I know my roommate will step on it.

tags: clumsy [add]

2007-01-31 09:45:46 / Rating: 124 /

Element

After three nights of passing out drunk and bleeding, I decided it might be time to talk to someone.

tags: cutting drinking [add]

2007-01-30 16:47:50 / Rating: 149 /

sarah

I knew it would be a bad day when the bagel place told me they would have to fill the rest of my coffee cup with decaf.

tags: harbinger coffee decaf bagel morning bad day [add]

2007-01-30 11:15:17 / Rating: 176.75 /

Melanie

You think I can't track your lies, but what you haven't realized is that I've been reading all your emails ever since we split up.

tags: revenge love lies relationships [add]

2007-01-29 11:11:37 / Rating: 202.5 /

violet

I found you asleep cuddling with my best friend, so I stole your shoes and buried them in the snow.

tags: cheating revenge friendship shoes [add]

2007-01-25 11:31:56 / Rating: 238.75 /

Serena

I decided to never look at his MySpace page again.

tags: love loss hate pain relationships myspace [add]

2007-01-25 11:28:03 / Rating: 239 /

Dj Detonator

A mix of anxiety and euphoria exploded within me the moment I placed the needle on the record.

tags: music [add]

2007-01-24 17:52:57 / Rating: 115.25 /

Marianna

After the bizarre 4" of snow last week, it was utterly blissful to spend this afternoon hiking in the 45 degree sunshine.

tags: weather sun [add]

2007-01-24 17:52:47 / Rating: 86 /

Sasha

Despite our height difference, we found he can still comfortably kiss me goodnight if I stand on the third stair up at the front door.

tags: love kiss [add]

2007-01-24 17:52:39 / Rating: 184.75 /

Sasha

My eyes watered and I got all choked up as the officer checked off the "FAIL" box on my road test application for the 2nd time this week.

tags: failure driving test [add]

2007-01-24 17:52:22 / Rating: 117.25 /

Sasha

12 job applications in less than a week, and not one phonecall.

tags: frustrated [add]

2007-01-24 17:52:03 / Rating: 97 /

Brian Gawenus

I would never believe that my ex-wife's new boyfriend's wife would be my new wife.

tags: wife boyfriend husband swap [add]

2007-01-23 14:36:07 / Rating: 165.25 /

rp

I would never tell my family this, but I blame my father's wife for his death.

tags: father death [add]

2007-01-23 14:35:12 / Rating: 150.25 /

Olivoi

Just as I was beginning to have hope that maybe life here has meaning, I was reassured that as a student in public high school, I have no rights.

tags: hopeless rights school [add]

2007-01-23 09:52:37 / Rating: 138.75 /

Olivoi

The best benefit of being good is that you can get away with almost anything.

tags: good childhood tricky [add]

2007-01-23 09:52:23 / Rating: 156.75 /

JJ

You turned to look at your computer screen, and I knew that everything I had said meant about as much to you as your last game of solitaire.

tags: distance computer solitaire pain [add]

2007-01-23 09:52:09 / Rating: 148 /

Alleged Actor CJ

The frigid stage seemed to vibrate, causing me to tremble throughout the audition.

tags: audition [add]

2007-01-23 09:51:35 / Rating: 67 /

Sasha

I decided not to give him my number when he asked "Yo girl, can I getcho digits?!"

tags: no [add]

2007-01-23 09:51:05 / Rating: 93.5 /

Like Soy

The nudity requirement seemed like a fair way to decide who, of the party's 30+ attendees, would get to play the Wii.

tags: humor games [add]

2007-01-22 14:56:22 / Rating: 204.5 /

Katherine L

"Today," she decided, "today I will wash my sheets."

tags: sheets [add]

2007-01-22 12:40:39 / Rating: 75.25 /

Megan

Falling in love with a homophobe was probably the stupidest thing I've ever done.

tags: lesbian love [add]

2007-01-22 12:39:58 / Rating: 162 /

VintageMama

I was 42 and single when I got pregnant for the first time and my very religious parents surprised me by being happy rather than disowning me.

tags: pregnancy parents religion surprise [add]

2007-01-22 12:39:51 / Rating: 182.75 /

Ray

Asking a software engineer to fix your computer is like asking an historian what he did last night.

tags: humor analogy [add]

2007-01-22 12:39:24 / Rating: 140 /

Astros fan

I'd never have guessed the girl I didn't know sitting to my right at the baseball game would become the love of my life and the woman of my dreams.

tags: baseball love meeting relationships [add]

2007-01-22 12:38:48 / Rating: 137 /

Consequences

I was so desperate for human affection that I had alienated all of my friends in the process.

tags: mistakes misunderstanding [add]

2007-01-22 12:38:29 / Rating: 149.25 /

Amarie

As I sat numbly answering the phone, i realized how unfair it is that something you have absolutely no control over can make you so miserable you don't enjoy anything anymore.

tags: sadness work [add]

2007-01-19 09:30:10 / Rating: 141.75 /

dac

And there she left me clueless, on the eve of her mother's wedding day.

tags: love break up [add]

2007-01-19 09:29:49 / Rating: 136.75 /

Savannah's Dad

Your child is yours until you invite the goverment into your life to determine who she actually belongs to.

tags: custody [add]

2007-01-16 14:55:44 / Rating: 93.75 /

jbornebu

When David and I decided to switch partners, the girls agreed and took off together, leaving us behind.

tags: surprise mistake [add]

2007-01-16 14:55:17 / Rating: 164 /

green_jacket

I went on the page again, only to see that none of my sentences were posted.

tags: sad meta [add]

2007-01-11 10:45:16 / Rating: 145.75 /

Lisa918

When I handed the final exam back to her, I asked, "Did you study"?

tags: school exam [add]

2007-01-11 10:45:02 / Rating: 96.75 /

celia

I had a crush on him because he was good at Physics, and for no other reason.

tags: crush physics nerd [add]

2007-01-09 11:35:54 / Rating: 152 /

Not Meanspirited

As I sat on the couch in my boxer shorts, watching football and having nothing of import to do, I realized once and for all that I actually enjoy being single.

tags: single football realization [add]

2007-01-09 11:35:34 / Rating: 152 /

Duncan S

I seriously enjoyed being a clown, until I realized clowns aren't taken seriously.

tags: clowns realization [add]

2007-01-09 11:34:22 / Rating: 131.5 /

stella stink

"Punk is dead," zero said.

tags: punk music [add]

2007-01-09 11:34:10 / Rating: 102.75 /

Sam

When my best friend and the love of my life were both taken into police custody for the same crime, the saddest part was admitting to myself I knew who had done it.

tags: best friends love police crimes sad admitting [add]

2007-01-05 16:08:15 / Rating: 210.5 /

GMcC

I have been in Hawaii for four days and I have four dollars left.

tags: Hawaii travel money [add]

2007-01-04 22:04:01 / Rating: 164 /

Kristen

As I read the note I wrote to myself three years ago, I wished that I could go back and talk to the girl I used to be.

tags: high school nostalgia [add]

2007-01-04 22:03:34 / Rating: 205 /

Sisslia

As I heard his footsteps on the stairway, my heart was thumping as I hit alt-tab on the keyboard.

tags: almost caught [add]

2007-01-02 15:53:30 / Rating: 130.75 /

Frank

In one night I was introduced to James Joyce incarnate and kissed by many old men on tiptoe who couldn't seem to see over my breasts...

tags: New Years pub short dress [add]

2007-01-02 15:53:12 / Rating: 102.5 /

Chris

As I leaned to kiss her on the cheek, she decided the lips would be better, and my heart stopped mid-beat.

tags: love unrequited accepted surprise change random bus station [add]

2007-01-01 19:58:45 / Rating: 327 /

I'll miss you

After I post this, I'm going to go tell the girl that I love, my best friend, that I never want to see her again because she can't love me back.

tags: meta love moving on [add]

2007-01-01 19:57:59 / Rating: 241 /

Atherness

When we brought in the eighth cat for the second time, I remember thinking, "This is yet another step on the pathway to Crazy Cat Ladyhood."

tags: cat crazy [add]

2007-01-01 19:57:30 / Rating: 166.75 /

M. Love

My heart is slowly breaking.

tags: love college leaving drifting apart stupid [add]

2007-01-01 19:56:59 / Rating: 187.5 /

Serena

Friends are there for you no matter what, unless they sleep with your boyfriend.

tags: hate love loss friends [add]

2007-01-01 19:56:20 / Rating: 195.75 /

mr honest

It seemed like a good idea at the time, but I never thought I would be left so alone.

tags: alone loneliness [add]

2007-01-01 16:10:28 / Rating: 141.75 /

PUK

Before I started to try getting pregnant I never would have thought I would have the strength to go through the treatments that I now consider a part of daily living.

tags: infertility [add]

2007-01-01 16:08:55 / Rating: 115.25 /

A.j. Michel

The only time my father ever considered breaking the speed limit was on the highway to the hospital, where I was delivered ten minutes after arrival.

tags: birth driving [add]

2007-01-01 12:37:03 / Rating: 129 /

Silence

The day he left, Christmas Eve, he told me he'd found another.

tags: left christmas [add]

2007-01-01 12:36:42 / Rating: 108.75 /