Quilty
After getting punched in the nose I acquired the power to sneeze at will.
2006-06-30 17:11:54 / Rating: 202.5 / 
Story archives - June 2006
COD
I went all the way to New York City, and all I got was a stupid pencil.
2006-06-29 20:56:52 / Rating: 120.5 /
Cat
My parents told me chainlink fencing grew on mountainsides, and I believed them because I saw it growing on the roadside, and because it kind of made sense.
2006-06-29 17:09:00 / Rating: 171.25 /
Brooke
At the tender age of 5 I got my hand stuck in a candy vending machine at the local supermarket in a vain attempt to get a gumball without paying.
2006-06-28 13:10:24 / Rating: 176.75 /
aharris
One time I tore a dollar in half to buy a 50 cent popsicle.
2006-06-28 13:04:45 / Rating: 196 /
Ryan
I wore plaid pants to school once in second grade and totally shouldn't have.
2006-06-28 12:41:06 / Rating: 162.5 /
Paul
I once believed that not only color television, but color itself, was invented in the late 1950s.
2006-06-28 08:27:53 / Rating: 210.5 /
Ryan
I had a crush on Katie, my "dream girl", but she thought I was gross.
2006-06-27 20:05:53 / Rating: 162.25 /
Lori Orson
One Saturday morning when I was three I decided I wanted Jiffy-Pop, but I couldn't read so I didn't take the paper top off and almost set the kitchen on fire while my siblings watched cartoons and my parents slept in.
2006-06-27 17:39:54 / Rating: 148.75 /
Angela
When my daughter was a baby I changed her dirty diaper in the car and then went into a home improvement store and while I was standing at the cutomer service desk I looked down I had a little ball of poop stuck on the front of my jeans.
2006-06-27 17:39:34 / Rating: 146 /
ryder
when I was five I wanted to climb the wall like Spider-Man, but gashed my big toe on a screw in the wall and bled alot, thinking "I bet this never happened to Spidey."
2006-06-27 17:39:05 / Rating: 150 /
stephen
this one time at my best mates wedding i got drunk and broke lex's butt.
2006-06-27 17:38:38 / Rating: 111 /
Patrick
I didn't wimp out on a pact that Matt and I made to jump off a bridge the night before our high school graduation, and I survived a 35 foot jump into three feet of water with no scratches and one seriously sore coccyx.
2006-06-27 17:37:58 / Rating: 148.5 /
Mike
I passed out while peeing in the dorm room bathroom, and woke up later with my head under a stall door, still unzipped with no idea how long I was there.
2006-06-27 17:36:14 / Rating: 177 /
Mike
I broke my shoulder in kindergarten because my friend convinced me that the lawn chairs 4 feet down from the tree house would be ample cushion for me land on.
2006-06-27 17:35:14 / Rating: 171.25 /
Melissa Lyttle
life was so much simpler when i could go peeling through the neighborhood on my bmx bike, topless, with all the boys and not feel an ounce of embarassment, then puberty came and messed everything up.
2006-06-27 17:34:32 / Rating: 518.75 /
Rob C.
One time my older brother put his coat in the oven to try to dry it off, but it kinda caught on fire.
2006-06-27 17:32:03 / Rating: 199.5 /
vix
One time, when I was four, I stood between the electronic doors at the supermarket waving goodbye to all the departing shoppers when suddenly one of the doors closed on my wrist.
2006-06-27 17:31:27 / Rating: 137.5 /
Alex
One summer vacation, I walked down the pier at Lake Geneva and accidentally fell into the water.
2006-06-27 17:30:42 / Rating: 134.75 /
corey
when i was 14 i totalled the family riding mower.
2006-06-27 16:22:56 / Rating: 143 /