Story archives - story #875

Gravity

As I rounded the hill of the I-35 & I-435 interchange, I thought it was just an old guy in tight white pants whose car had broken down, but then when he turned around, I realized he was an Elvis impersonator, complete with studded polyester pants, tight chest-hair showing shirt, big sunglasses, and the Elvis hair.

tags: humor car roadside Kansas City Elvis Elvis impersonator [add]

2007-06-07 09:31:43 / Rating: 184 /