Story archives - story #639

Jane Gallagher

I didn't make you a bridesmaid because we're friends, I made you one so that you would have to wear that horrible bridesmaid's dress (and therefore have less of a chance of getting laid at my wedding, whore).

tags: weddings promiscuity dresses friendship [add]

2007-03-14 17:07:43 / Rating: 278 /